"Hi my bubber chubberness . Lets put a bib on your juicy face"
"Gwa ma thats not a bib its my cape."
" I am BATMAN!"
" As a matter of fact gwa ma I can prove it "
"Look at my beefy legs for quick take off."
I know buddy thats why we call you Roo your a good jumper.
" And gwa ma I have a serious 6 pack"
" I know buddy thats how you rolled over at 2 1/2 months, your very strong"
"Lets just have a warm bottle we can talk about this later."
"Gwa ma you just gotta believe me."
" I know my stinky face. You wish you were Batman."
A few minutes later...............................................
"What??!... oh my nugget you are my SUPER HERO, how could I have ever doubted.